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Thursday, 26 February 2015

Day 1261 - It's Elektrafying

Broken made a brief return to The Arms at the beginning of the week, but apart from that, all remains quiet in MorrisseysWorld. Here are his highlights:

"Sadness is what happens when you aim for happiness."

"Life is not about being happy: it's about being right."

"Genius is a genetic disease causing loneliness, despair and suicide."

"In order to create beauty, one must first destroy one's intelligence and preconceptions."

"Is there anyone who wouldn't like to touch Justin?"

"Morrissey is the one true reason why you might as well stay in bed."

"If you're left-handed, you will die 15 years earlier, you will be persecuted at school, and your ilk were victims of persecution. hash tag minority"

"Yet there is no movement for the left-handed."

"What's the meaning of the sagging pants?"


BIEBER - A SAGGING PANTED LEFT HANDER


Meanwhile, in Morrissey's world, there have been some very exciting rumblings regarding a possible new record deal. Jeff Castelaz, the president of Elektra records, has posted on twitter saying, "Coffee + Tea + ZdlR + Moz = a great afternoon yesterday". He added a photo of Moz with the ZdlR character, who is apparently Zac de la Rocha of Rage Against The Machine.
Could Moz be about to sign to Jobriath's old label? Please let it be true.




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MOZ AND ZdlR




In other Moz news, M posted a twitter picture on TTY, which would tend to suggest to any reasonable person that Morrissey goes on twitter; although the likes of Rosy Mires would prefer to believe that Morrissey has never even heard of twitter! Morrissey was also photographed this week with a woman called Poppie who was wearing a dress covered in blue roses.... a GENUINE coincidence!







Morrissey has also announced a four date headline at Sydney Opera House.

That's all folks.... and only 10 more days to go until the concerts start.

*Goes off singing* I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losing control, 'cause the label you're presiding (over), it's elektrafying. You better shape up, cos I'm not a man, and my heart is set on yooou (or at least your record label), You better shape up etc etc