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Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Day 1049 - Morrissey returns to Twitter and announces a January Tour

Morrissey made a return to Twitter yesterday evening with a brand new account, but was soon chased away by the same old haters who just REFUSE to believe in anything to do with MorrisseysWorld. Many of the haters once again took the easy option of pointing the finger of suspicion at ME, with even the likes of Willow (@Smashingblouse7), who was once a 'full on' member of the Blue Rose Society, mockingly tweeting to say, "Ratty is hearing voices again."

Another tweeter called @Sean_Classic (formerly @Tony_Lemesmer who has been mentioned a few times before on FTM) also laid into me saying, "Rat loves talking to himself whilst pretending to be Morrissey, to sad people who actually believe it." He continued, "@TheRatsBack Each time you actually believe that the REAL Moz is actually on twitter & that there IS such a thing as the so-called "Blue Rose Society" you look stupider!" So, according to Sean, I am both pretending to be Morrissey, and stupid for believing that Morrissey is on twitter! HOW does that work? You couldn't make this up!


Here are Morrissey's (@stillMozsworld) highlights from his two hours on Twitter yesterday evening. He posted 37 tweets in total, and amassed 23 followers. I only discovered that Moz had returned to twitter because Astraea (@FadingGoldLeaf) retweeted the first few @stillmozsworld tweets, which gives the account far more authenticity than an official Twitter tick!:

"I see my album has limped down the charts. Dread Sheeran still tops it. Just who is buying THAT?"

(World Peace fell to Number 12 on Sunday's chart)

"I appear to have as many people following me as bought my latest album. Forever rejected."

In response to @Sean_Classic tweeting, "@stillMozsworld Start working with decent composers then  & not a composer as bad as Dread Sheeran called Jesse Tobias!!!": "And what would YOU know?"

In response to @Sean_Classic tweeting, "@stillMozsworld I know that Jesse Tobias is the worst composer & guitarist that's ever been": "You've clearly never heard Electronic."

In response to @tabootlb tweeting, "@stillMozsworld I bought the deluxe album": "The delux is all you need. My 'favourite' track is on the deluxe."

"@edsheeran You are an odious oaf"

In response to @MozzeriansATW asking, "@stillMozsworld Why a new account?": "The old one had dragged me down. Plus I realised Boy George was tweeting me. This is a stain on my name."

"I run the risk of being a forgotten human. Do you even remember who I am?"

In response to @caterita2008 tweeting, "@stillMozsworld Surely not a post man": "The only thing I deliver is grief."

"Twitter recommends I follow the MET police? Do they know nothing about me? Plus my guess is the MET are already following me."

"I have missed your faces. Something tells me I will see them again soon."

In response to me asking, "@stillMozsworld How soon? Will November spawn a World Peace tour?": "January. My dear Rat. A single first. If Harvest can summon the intelligence."

In response to me asking, "@stillMozsworld A NEW song? A PROPER promoted single?": "Promoted all over Universities."

In response to me saying, "@stillMozsworld Especially the German colleges": "I will need to brush up on my Nietzsche. Tonight I am nothing like Ubermensch."

"Does the Blue Rose Society exists anymore? Or has it been cast aside like my new LP."

"I make people wish they were dead just by existing"

"I am totally exhausted from life. I bid you farewell."

"I am not a man. I won't play the role assigned to me."

"Men are great repressors. Of women and animals."

At this point, worn down by a continued attack by @Sean_Classic, Morrissey took his leave and closed the account, tweeting the following:

"@Sean_Classic Good Riddance to False Friends"

"I am sorry. My re-appearance appears to have brought out the worst in people."

The hatred continued this morning on twitter, with @RFerdenzi, @Sean_Classic, @SusieSue132 and @Jake_cfc all laying into me, accusing me of being a liar and a fantasist. Ferdenzi tweeted, "@Sean_Classic Don't worry, this is NOT Morrissey! We all know who it really is." Ferdenzi also informed @SusieSue132, "We all know who's behind all of these fake Morrissey accounts!"

Because I have followed and documented the whole phenomenal MorrisseysWorld journey, people have become confused, and in their confusion they have decided that I must be the person behind MorrisseysWorld. If I had never started writing FollowingTheMozziah, I believe that MW would have taken a completely different course, and by now it may well have been HUGE. I am hampering MorrisseysWorld, so it is time for me to step away. I shall continue to write my observations on this blog, but I will no longer make my observations public. I am NOT a part of the story, I am just recording events. Perhaps when a January tour is announced, the likes of Willow, Denzi and Classic Sean will realise they were wrong, but I expect they will just add it to that ever growing list of coincidences.

Goodbye to the public, hello to my own private world.

TWITTERDILLY ARMS TOP 30 (NOT BROADCAST IN THE TWITTERDILLY ARMS AS ONCE AGAIN NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON ARRIVED AT THE USUAL TIME)

1. I'M NOT A MAN - MORRISSEY (UP 3): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2oAyMhFheo

2. SMILER WITH KNIFE - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGbv8JR8x0s&feature=youtu.be

3. NEAL CASSADY DROPS DEAD - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1ToWK5n8Zk

4. ART-HOUNDS - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-DWzgZIUcw

5. OBOE CONCERTO - MORRISSEY (DOWN 4): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Ej_71ydZs

6. KISS ME A LOT - MORRISSEY (DOWN 4): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6zaCKz1r2U

7. STAIRCASE AT THE UNIVERSITY - MORRISSEY (DOWN 4): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Sa74o6j3Q

8. THE BULLFIGHTER DIES (LIVE IN SANTA ANA 2014)- MORRISSEY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tGRYTGGtUI

9. BALLADE DE MELODY NELSON - SERGE GAINSBOURG (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIDuE4U_fZg

10. ONE OF OUR OWN (WITH VIDEO FROM THE BLOOD OF A POET) - MORRISSEY (NO CHANGE ): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLNl6Qn-LWc

11. KICK THE BRIDE DOWN THE AISLE (LIVE IN BOSTON) - MORRISSEY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfYLV_mTbls

12. FORGIVE SOMEONE - MORRISSEY (NO CHANGE): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka7Ocldto2U

12. MOUNTJOY - MORRISSEY (DOWN 5): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H7mXyRYng

13. EARTH IS THE LONELIEST PLANET (LIVE IN ALBUQUERQUE 2014) - MORRISSEY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imbEN8hqfdQ

14. RUBBER RING (LIVE 2004) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMksTu-cXzs

15. TAKE MY HAND FOR A WHILE - FRANÇOISE HARDY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IPn05MYURQ

16. DRAG THE RIVER - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm97uQSpRDI&feature=youtu.be

17. PAINT A VULGAR PICTURE (LIVE IN SWEDEN 1997) - MORRISSEY (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzCaT7smDBI

18. SCANDINAVIA - MORRISSEY (DOWN 12): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuyYV_BawxM&feature=youtu.be

19.  WORLD PEACE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS - MORRISSEY (DOWN 10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBCg28Pxc0Q&feature=youtu.be

20. YES, I AM BLIND (LIVE IN SANTA ANA 2014) - MORRISSEY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sTDWGqBdfo

21. JULIE IN THE WEEDS - MORRISSEY (DOWN 10):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IztcOrlIU8g

22. ISTANBUL - MORRISSEY (DOWN 8):  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWn5iqSdJUs&feature=youtu.be

23. TROUBLE LOVES ME (LIVE IN MIAMI 2014) - MORRISSEY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfB9snjudt4

24. COME BACK TO CAMDEN (LIVE IN LONDON 2011) - MORRISSEY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Ne547qyVU&feature=youtu.be

25. I KNOW IT'S OVER (LIVE IN LONDON 2011) - MORRISSEY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwWHJeLT3q0&feature=youtu.be

26. FRIDAY MOURNING - MORRISSEY (RE-ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0CUeID84BE

27. PEARL OF A GIRL (LIVE ON THE LATE LATE SHOW) - KRISTEEN YOUNG (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7OyzUVxsQo

28. AND LIGHT SHINES - DAVID LYNCH (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aJObyhNCoM&feature=youtu.be

29. I'M WAITING HERE - DAVID LYNCH & LYKKE LI (NEW ENTRY): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SpG7C4vHZQ&feature=youtu.be

30. ANGEL STAR - CHRYSTA BELL & DAVID LYNCH (NEW ENTRY):: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgY637KOBQ4&feature=youtu.be

Foot Note - Astraea posted this on twitter at the weekend:

You walk through the obscure filters towards me
I, a construction assembled with exacting conviction
fragments of light confounding with a choice
walk through them
as it should be
or stay
we all waste in illusion
but I always
de-materialize


Astra also posted this excellent comment to my last blog entry. Her observation on Richard and Judy Madeley is spot on:

Richard's auxiliary problem is that he is another one of exactly what this world doesn't need any more of – an insipid man. His primary problem, is of course, that grating old battle-axe Judy. A grating battle-axe wearing a 40DDD cup, a smile, and with Chardonnay for blood is still... an incredibly grating old battle-axe, in a typically predictable disguise.

This couple must have prompted the need for the invention of the phrase 'ball and chain'. And to think that people aspire to be like them, and to have their relationship. No wonder this world is on a fast track to hell.

Listen to them speak and and flubber for five minutes, and watch and listen as your own brain cells instantly fizzle away, never to be found or revived again. Thank you, but no.

Best to take MW as tonic instead. Along with some aromatic bitters, the body will be strengthened, the psyche awoken, and the humour fortified.

It's a wild, WILD world out there.

As for the one-liners being as funny as the main dialogue –

'As this fatal thought emerges, he feels a sense of anguish deep within his Barrett's oesophagus'

L O L

Like I said before – it’s a wild, wild world.

You have to grab your coat, thrust your hands deep into your pockets, face the blustery oncoming wind, and simply heave forth.
Posted by Astraea to Following The Mozziah at 26 July 2014 20:43