"True to my word, this twitter and the blog will now close down. The final article will be published shortly."
This led to a day of mourning on twitter, as everybody pleaded with 'Our Mozzer' to stay. He tweeted to say:
"The final article on morrisseysworld.blogspot.com will explain. This is my grand or not-so-grand farewell."
The disciples continued to plead with 'Our Mozzer' not to go, although 'Mrs Marcus The Greek' (@VictoriaMarkou) tweeted:
"oh please! It's getting very wearing, all this to-ing and fro-ing. Like a toddler attention-seeking. GET OVER YOURSELF!"
Does Mrs Marcus KNOW who she's talking to? If she'd sent that tweet to Tom Daley, she'd be in prison by now, serving a 10 stretch!
"Thank you and good night. morrisseysworld.blogspot.com".
I raced to the MW blog, expecting to find the mysterious final article that would explain all, but it wasn't there. What I did find, was an article entitled:
'Morrissey gives another MorrisseysWorld sign at Manchester - update: the Blue Rose Society's big day out'.
Within this article was the following:
'Drag Boz' (@BozBoorer) turned up on twitter a little later to say, "The last parody article is going to have you in stitches! Never forget BlueRoseSociety."
So, now we await the final article. I obviously don't want to see MW disappear, but a disappearance WOULD add to the mystery and intrigue, particularly if Morrissey were to start wearing a BLUE ROSE at his concerts. The doubters would finally HAVE to believe, but the evidence would have all gone, and it would be down to word of mouth to spread the story of BLUE ROSE. People would see roses at concerts and ask questions. The Blue Rose Society would tell their tales of MorrisseysWorld, and the people would wonder, did MorrisseysWorld REALLY exist, and was it REALLY Morrissey? Oh the beauty.
And finally, it is apparently 25 years ago today that Johnny Marr decided to leave Morrissey/The Smiths, thus breaking up the greatest song writing partnership EVER. As career moves go, it wasn't the smartest move in the world, but if it hadn't happened, we wouldn't have had 'Life Is A Pigsty', 'Trouble Loves Me', 'Let Me Kiss You', 'Everyday Is Like Sunday', 'Come Back To Camden', 'First Of The Gang', 'All You Need Is Me', 'Scandinavia' etc etc etc etc etc etc etc. I've always believed that there is no point in having regrets, but it has to be said, Johnny Marr, you fucked up big time!
The Smiths Is Dead
Long Live Morrissey Solo (no, not the website)
Long Live MorrisseysWorld
Long Live The Blue Rose Society
Long Live Love